Life from a Bar Stool

BOY DO YOU HAVE THE “INSIGHT” (SLANTED AS IT MAY BE) TO THE “HEEHAW” (AFFECTIONATLY KNOWN AS GG OR CC)

Just a casual observation. I thought that Asians had inherited their eye shape due to the fact that they look at white people with suspicion and skepticisim. Then I went to the gun range and 4 out of 6 shooters were Asian, and they were shooting at white targets. My conclusion is that they are constantly aiming at us white devils, whether they have a gun or not, and hence the reason for their eye shape.

Another observation has nothing to due with the Asian populace although I am sure I can figure out a way to make them responsible. Charles Manson should be considered a hero for one reason and one reason only: He saved EVERYONE from having to sit through yet another shitty Sharon Tate movie. He would have had two feathers in his cap if he managed to shank Roman Polanski before he drugged and anally raped that 13 year old girl.

Spread the love and happiness especially if your girlfriends thighs are named “Love” and “Happiness”.

This morning as I type this (well 4 minutes from this moment) will be the beginning of the end of the Wacko Era.

Apparently she has found something better to do than serve drinks between 10 and 6.  I really have no idea what could be more enjoy able then pouring drinks to the drunks that roll into Paul And Eddies during the day.

No doubt the bar will see increased revenue with her on our side for an extra 16 hours a week.

Come down to Paul and Eddies today to celebrate/commemorate/mourn  Wacko’s last shift.  Rumor has it there might be some food also.

So the live blogging didn’t work so well.  I lost the drive to continuouIy after I started drinking and checking on the smoker.

I had a great time and the tri tip I had a chance to try were great.  The side dishes were great also.

Winners

Tri TIp

3 Ryan

2 Josh

1 Ken

11:50 GG starts his coals

11:55 GG fixes his first laptop

Title: Tri Tip Cook-Off
Location: Paul and Eddies
Description: Tri Tip Cook Off
Meat will be served at 3 PM
Date: 2009-06-28

Wacko just ask Ken T “You wanna roll?”  to which he replied “No, I wanna scew.”

Seriously? What kinda place is this?  I am going to need something strong than my normal Jamie and PBR.  I am looking for some everclear to erase that imagine but I can”t find any.

I just talked to a regular here.  He said that bars like this place are like time machines.  I agree.  Everytime I walk into this place, it might be 2001 again.  Maybe the bartenders have changed, maybe one cooler is gone or moved, but for all I care, it is still 2001 in here.

Title: Live Band
Location: Paul And Eddies
Description: The Bitchin’ Camaros
Start Time: 22:00
Date: 2009-06-12